A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller . You can see from the nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack . MedlinePlus
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" Miss Whack , I would get a $ 30,000 loan to take a holiday . "
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Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name . MedlinePlus
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The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger , his dad is Mick Jagger , and that 's okay , he knows the bank manager . MedlinePlus
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Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral . MedlinePlus
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The frog says, "Sure . I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant , about an inch tall pink , shiny and perfectly formed . MedlinePlus
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Very confused , Patty explains that she 'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into an office . MedlinePlus
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She finds the manager and says, " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know and wants to borrow $ 30,000 , and want to use it as collateral . " MedlinePlus
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She holds the tiny pink elephant . " I mean , what the hell is this? " The bank manager looks at her and says ...
