Does "Joe the republican" represent most of the republicans here on yahoo answers?

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Asked at 2012-09-17 07:09:05
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Joe gets up at 6 am and fills the pot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid communist liberal fought to ensure their safety and work as advertised. All but $ 10 of his medications are paid by your employer's health plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries pollute our air. He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work. It saves considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some members of the Liberal Union lazy fought and died for these working standards. Employer Joe employer pays these standards because Joe does not want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal did not think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus It's noon and Joe has to make a bank deposit to pay some bills. Joe tank is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression. Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money in your life. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. Your car is one of the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for the safety car. Comes childhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration "because bankers did not want to make rural loans. The house has no electricity until a big government liberal stuck his nose where it did not belong and demanded the electrification rural. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine, drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe would not have to
. MedlinePlus Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio program. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He does not mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We do not need those big government liberals ruining our lives, after all, I am a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I did".
Answer1lemonAnswered at 2012-09-17 09:58:05
2 pts Woot ! !
Answer2latoniaAnswered at 2012-09-17 20:06:03
The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water quality standards . MedlinePlus No. Joe lives in the country , and the well water is safe to drink - but not because of pollution . That is because the water contains dangerous " naturally occurring " bacteria . Fortunately , however , Joe has a water purification technology due to some " corrupt businessmen " who invented ultrafiltration devices. This mechanism is not available to everyone, however, due to the high cost of unionized workers at its plants , high taxes and regulatory impositions by the government , and so not everyone can afford. Had they been more affordable to its neighbors everyone has them too. MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Yes , this could go on and on , but the time and effort is not worth it . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Edit: By the way , should people credit for articles he wrote . In this example , John Gray. Peace .
Answer3PrissAnswered at 2012-09-20 11:31:02
Thanks for the rant ! I'm sure you feel better now .
Answer4anneshaAnswered at 2012-09-21 13:51:02
The typical Republican watches Fox News 24/7 . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus The typical Republican listening to Rush Limbaugh . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus MedlinePlus MedlinePlus The typical Republican hates blacks and anyone who is not white and conservative.
Answer5LyndaAnswered at 2012-09-23 14:22:03
Oh , this is gonna be fun . MedlinePlus Because my water is my good, hard earned money and paid for me to drink RO water treated , along with 3 other prefilters . MedlinePlus What about animal testing , my friend? MedlinePlus It works , you win. You do not work , you lose. MedlinePlus If any ethics or values ​​existed in the business, then we would not need security and insurance as described. MedlinePlus Insurance . When I took the Puegot rental ... sp ? I was in France when it was perfectly safe . What are you saying ? France has lower standards than the U.S. ? OMG! MedlinePlus If Dad has to rely on SoS to his retirement, he is totally screwed. Medicare is good , in a sense , but does not cover long-term care insurance , which is available to those who win, pay for it out of pocket , and plan ahead . MedlinePlus Liberal Radio fails because it is as stupid as your question .
Answer6ximenaAnswered at 2012-09-23 22:18:02
with all the good will and patriotism in the world , where r Liberals will lead us in 8 years ?
Answer7LadyAnswered at 2012-09-24 07:56:02
What a well written article ! You may have worked for a newspaper or magazine. Maybe you have / have its own column to write what you write. His ideas seem to flow effortlessly on paper / box . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus I have read many columns in the newspaper that they have their own line . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus The only problem I see with your article is that it may alienate some readers . That's the power of having your own column . You do not have to be worried about expressing what is already well known . You write what you feel and write about what concerns you personally . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus A job well done . ( Kudos to you) . MedlinePlus MedlinePlus To answer your question:Of course !
Answer8legesetAnswered at 2012-09-24 11:34:02
Can not you give me a man after midnight ?
Answer9CrissyXDAnswered at 2012-10-02 10:03:03
dude already messed up the front clean water is due to the EPA that Nixon was dumbbell idea lol
Answer10AkshayAnswered at 2012-10-02 06:58:22
WOW ... Joe are you stalking ? MedlinePlus MedlinePlus Since you seem to know much about him .
Answer11SlyAnswered at 2012-10-17 02:23:39
This is the best example of a liberal brainwashing I've seen in my life . Sorry, the deaf and blind . I have to say , this is also the best job of copying and pasting of the far left liberal website that has posted here in years.
Answer12mohhAnswered at 2012-10-23 10:44:38
Here is my life MedlinePlus MedlinePlus 1) Wake up at 6 am MedlinePlus 2) Exercise an hour MedlinePlus 3) prepare breakfast for my family MedlinePlus 4) Brush teeth and take a shower MedlinePlus 5) Go to work believe it or not listen KROQ or Power 106 not rush MedlinePlus 6) Check email, do work (programming ) , go on the internet MedlinePlus 7) Driving home listening to Sports Talk Radio 570 AM KLAC ( go lakers ) MedlinePlus 8) Cook Dinner MedlinePlus 9) Make a deposit in the bank of china and brush my teeth MedlinePlus 10) Go to bed
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